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Katekyou Hitman Reborn DS: Mafia Daishuugou Vongola FestivalVolume 1: Opening
Tsuna: Boy, I'm stuffed!
Yamamoto: Today's meal was delicious as usual.
Kyoko: Whew, that's a relief. We did it, Haru-chan!
Haru: Yes, we did! Today's dish was my specialty, after all. I can cook it everyday just especially for you, Tsuna-san.
Tsuna: What the heck are you talking about?!
Lambo: Hey, Tsuna. Come play with Lambo-san.
Kyoko: Now, now, Lambo. Tsuna and the boys are pretty tired from all that training.
Lambo: No way! Lambo wants to play!
(The base suddenly shakes)
Lambo: Yikes!
Tsuna: W-what's going on?
Gokudera: Tenth! This might be an enemy attack! Let's get to the Command Room!
COMMAND ROOM
Reborn: Well, that was quick. Anyway, I know this is a bit sudden, but the Vongola Festival has just started.
Tsuna: What are you babbling about all of a sudden?
Reborn: The Millefiore Family have already made their preparations.
(Byakuran shows up on the screen)
Byakuran: Yes, that’s right.
Tsuna: Huh? Millefiore?
Byakuran: A pleasure to meet you Sawada Tsunayoshi. I wonder if you know who I am. I may not look like it, but I am actually the head of the Millefiore family.
Tsuna: (Looks like we just got one serious big shot show up all of a sudden. He said “head of the family” so does that mean he’s Byakuran?)
Reborn: Anyway, let me go over the Festival rules. You’ll need to open the hatches of the combined bases underground. Inside each hatch, there are certain conditions that you will need to fulfill
Gokudera: Combined bases? So that’s why we felt all that shaking earlier.
Yamamoto: What are we supposed to do about these conditions?
Reborn: I can’t really say just yet, but I will say that you'll need to pay a toll if you want to advance. Anyway, you’ll need to do so several times so make sure you give it your best effort.
Tsuna: Are you telling me that we need to pay a toll inside our own base?
(Irie pops up on screen)
Irie: We’re all done with the preparations on our side.
Byakuran: That’s Sho-can for you. You sure work fast.
Tsuna: I-Irie Shoichi!
Irie: Well, since we’re doing this anyway, there’s no way that I’ll fall behind the Vongola.
Tsuna: (He’s really into this for some reason!)
Yamamoto: Ha, ha, ha. This sure is interesting.
Gokudera: Let’s show them, Tenth!
Ral: The Vongola Festival is quite diverse.
Bianchi: Let’s do our best … for love.
Gokudera: S-Sis! Since when did you…
Futa: Oh no! Are you alright, Hayato?
Tsuna: Why is everyone getting so pumped up about this?
Reborn: Don’t be such a party-pooper, Tsuna.
Tsuna: But Reborn!
Reborn: Well then, let me tell you something good. Whoever wins the festival gets any wish they have granted.
Tsuna: Any wish?
Kyoko: That’s great, Tsuna! This means we can all return to the past!
Tsuna: Now even Kyoko’s really excited about this. Guess I’ve got no choice but to go through with this.
Reborn: Yeah, yeah, whatever. Now act like a boss and address everybody.
(Shoots Tsuna, who enters hyper dying will mode)
Hyper Dying Will Tsuna: Death won’t be good enough if you don’t win this festival.
Gokudera: Whoa! That’s the Tenth for you.
Yamamoto: Alright, count me in!
Reborn: Now then, give it your all everyone.
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