Ooh, check out my blog's new "retina display" display, ha, ha. Hey, try not to bring up the blog while you're surfing at Starbucks, OK? Lord knows I don't want you to be deluged by a swarm of females who suddenly find you irresistible even without an iPad.
So I, um, apparently haven't blogged about games for a while, which is kind of funny because I haven't played as many games as I have in the last few months since maybe college. But, hey, that's what happens when you work two jobs. After all, what is a man? Nothing but a miserable pile of lemmings in the old rat race. But enough talk, have at you!
Now, one of the things I do in my day job is review games for a certain publication, hence the reason I played a lot of games. With that in mind, I figure that I might as well post that stuff here for more mass multimedia penetration. (For those of you giggling after reading that, I'm telling your mom.)
Which brings us to my latest addition to the blog: Spartan Reviews. Basically, there are quick takes on a featured game in about 300 or so words — ya know 300, like that movie about the less-than ideally armored Spartans led by a Scottish dude? Not to brag but this kind of sharp, impressive wit is exactly the reason why I haven't become a millionaire yet. Then again, "yet" kind of has the connotation that I might be in the future, which I wouldn't hold my breath on.
Um, what the heck was I talking about again?
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